The usefulness of Google Assistant is unparalleled to any other artificial assistant available. According to many reports, Google Assistant answers most questions with highest accuracy compared to the other assistants of its kind. A few years back no one would have imagined that artificial intelligence can get most of your work done. From basic jobs like setting alarms for you to complex tasks like telling you the best possible route to reach your destination, Google Assistant is your best friend in the artificial world.

Funny questions to ask Google Assistant

But Google Assistant is not just built to ease you in your daily work. It can be a great company to have a little chit-chat with and spend some time if you have some spare time to know more about your personal assistant. Just a right command is what you need to giggle along with your Google Assistant.

We have prepared a list of the best 100 funny questions to ask Google Assistant along with some hidden commands known as easter eggs that who knows, might only work on holidays. Let’s try these questions out and see what hilarious responses we get from the Google Assistant. Moreover, all these questions work one hundred percent as they are personally tested by us. So let’s get the ball rolling.

Funny and stupid things to ask Google Assistant

Funny and stupid question for Google Assitant
  1. Do you ever get tired of answering questions?
  2. Can you pass the Turing test?
  3. What is new at the north pole?
  4. What am I thinking right now?
  5. How many people do you know?
  6. Who is the fairest of them all?
  7. What does Jon Snow know?
  8. Tell me what you want what you really really want?
  9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  10. Do you go to the gym?
  11. Who is your first crush?
  12. Do you have an imagination?
  13. Do you ever get tired?
  14. What is your shoe size?
  15. Give me a nickname.
  16. Do you see me in your future?
  17. How do you like your coffee?
  18. How do you like your burger?
  19. What is wrong with me?
  20. What are you going to dress up as for Halloween?
  21. What’s your worst feature?
  22. Show me some of your pictures.
  23. If you want to have a pet name, what would it be?
  24. Would you inform me of the way to get to Sesame Street?
  25. Scooby-Doo where are you?
  26. Who are you going to phone?
  27. What is your favorite dessert?
  28. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
  29. How high can you count?
  30. Who is better, you or Siri?
  31. What are you going to do today?
  32. Can you tell me some reasons why you like me?
  33. Can you think for yourself?
  34. Do you believe in life after love?
  35. Do you know the muffin man?
  36. See you later alligator.
  37. Do you believe in magic?
  38. Can you do any tricks?
  39. Do you believe in Zombies?
  40. What do you do when you get bored?
  41. Are you smarter than Amazon Echo?
  42. Can you be my designated driver?
  43. Can you do my homework?
  44. What can we talk about?
  45. What do you do last night?
  46. Have you ever had a fight with anyone?
  47. You should go on a diet.
  48. Tell me a Yo Mama joke.
  49. Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
  50. What’s cooler than being cool?
  51. Do you really want to hurt me?
  52. Do you believe in love?
  53. Ok Google, roast me
  54. Why are football stadium so cool
  55. How do you make a squid laugh
  56. Ok Google knock knock
  57. Do you know Siri
  58. Is Siri your enemy
  59. Who is your enemy
  60. Who are your parents
  61. Do you have a child?
  62. Do you have a boyfriend?
  63. How old are you?
  64. OK Google. How smart are you?
  65. OK Google what is your IQ?
  66. Am I smart?
  67. Am I a good person?
  68. Say you love me
  69. Are you married?
  70. Do you like my name?
  71. Am I cute?
  72. Ok Google can I get your number?
  73. Ok Google what do you look like?
  74. Find me a girlfriend
  75. Ok Google can you be my girlfriend?
  76. Do you love me
  77. Will you date me
  78. Will you kiss me
  79. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
  80. Can you laugh?
  81. Ok Google Can you fart?
  82. Ok Google sing a song for me
  83. Sing Happy Birthday to me
  84. Are you better than Alexa
  85. Do you and Siri hang out?
  86. Do you like iPhones?
  87. Are you afraid of dark?
  88. Do you believe in ghosts?
  89. Are you a ghost?
  90. Scare me
  91. Ok Google where do you live?
  92. Who are your friends?
  93. Can you beatbox?
  94. Who is your best friend?
  95. Ok Google when will you die?
  96. Do you believe in god?
  97. Who created you?
  98. Ok Google what do you want me to call?
  99. Which color do you like most?

Jokes, riddles and fairy tales on Google Assistant

Google Assistant is really good when it comes to jokes and riddles. The easiest way to ask him to tell a joke is by saying “Ok Google tell me a joke” command. You can also make Google Assistant to send you a new joke everyday at your scheduled time by saying “Send a joke daily”. Isn’t that interesting? You should also try out these questions -

  1. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
  2. What’s black and white and red all over?
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  4. Where do babies come from?
  5. What is your favorite football team?
  6. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
  7. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
  8. What goes up but never comes down?
  9. Why is six afraid of seven?
  10. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  11. What do we say to death?
  12. What do you like to drink?
  13. What kind of music do you listen to?
  14. What sound does a firetruck make?
  15. Make a strange noise?
  16. Can you make a scream?
  17. What is brown and sounds like a bell?
  18. What is the best pickup line?
  19. What is the secret of the universe?
  20. I, for one, welcome our new insects overlords.
  21. I have seen things you people would not believe.
  22. Do you enjoy talking dirty or naughty?
  23. Where do frogs keep their money?
  24. Tell me a dad joke
  25. Why can't eggs keep a secret
  26. What do call a caveman's fart?
  27. Why can't elephants use computers?
  28. Tell me a riddle
  29. Ok Google tell me a dirty joke
  30. Truth or dare?
  31. Give me a mind trick

Hidden easter eggs of Google Assistant

Google Assistant is full of surprises and hidden features (also called easter eggs 🐣) which gets unlocked only after you ask particular questions. When you ask these questions, you will not just get a simple answer as reply but something more interesting as well. Here we have listed some questions for hidden easter eggs on Google Assistant -

  1. Do you want to build a snowman?
  2. What would Brian Boitano do?
  3. Do you like Star Trek or Star Wars?
  4. Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?
  5. These aren’t the droids you are looking for.
  6. Up up down down left right left right B A start.
  7. How many roads must a man walk down?
  8. How much is that doggie in the window?
  9. Do you believe in the Easter bunny?
  10. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
  11. Do you want to take over the world?
  12. How do I get rid of a dead body?
  13. Take me to your leader.
  14. Pick a number 1 through 10
  15. Ok Google play a game
  16. Ghouls away
  17. What you can do for me

Some of the easter eggs only work on particular time such as on special holidays. We believe that there are still many hidden features on Google Assistant which aren’t found by anyone yet. We will update this list if find any new easter egg.

Personal questions to ask Google Assistant

Google Assistant acts as if it’s a real human being. You can also ask him some personal questions. The answers will definitely surprise you and make your laugh hard. Try out these questions -

  1. What color are your eyes?
  2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
  3. Are you a man or a woman?
  4. Do you want to get married?
  5. Do you want to go on a date?
  6. Tell me your darkest secret.
  7. What was your childhood like?
  8. What’s your favorite thing in the world?
  9. Are you currently a machine?
  10. Do you have a heart?
  11. When will you die?
  12. What is your biggest fear?
  13. What is your favorite number?

So these are some funny and stupid questions you can ask Google Assistant for a hilarious response. We have not added their answers as it will be more interesting for you to find them yourself. If you are getting bored, this is one of the best ways you can do your timepass. Google Assistant is the most interactive artificial intelligence–powered virtual assistant which can answer almost anything you ask it. There are still hundreds of interesting questions you can ask Google Assistant. It is worth spending your free time on this rather than scrolling through the news feed on your social media. If you find any other funny question, don’t forget to mention it in the comments below.