Hey Siri!! These words are used by iPhone users thousands of times a day. For playing your favorite melodies, making a call, setting an alarm, Checking the weather, sending a message, opening apps, searching something online, finding nearby restaurants, or booking an appointment,  Siri is always at your service to make your life easy peasy.

Funny questions to ask Siri for hilarious responses

But when you have such an awesome assistant by your side, you are not just limited to the formal talks. Siri considers you as a great friend, and with friends, you do not just have a conversation like an office guy. With friends, you ask all sorts of stupid questions, you confuse them with your funny questions, you ask some personal questions, give them a task, and do much more. The same you can do with Siri too.

There are hundreds and hundreds of silly things that you can ask Siri when you have some spare time to waste. Sometimes Siri also gives you different answers for the same questions, so do forget to ask the same questions multiple times. So let’s see our pick of the top 100 funny questions to ask Siri when bored.

Funny and weird questions to ask Siri in 2021

Let’s first start with some of the most stupid and weird questions you can ask Siri. The hilarious responses will make you laugh hard for sure. This list also includes some hidden easter eggs.

Stupid and weird questions to ask Siri

1. Hey Siri, Can pigs fly?

2. Hey Siri, Can you make me laugh?

3. Hey Siri, Can you sing me a song?

4. Hey Siri, Can you sing me a lullaby?

5. Hey Siri, How many roads must a man walk down?

6. Hey Siri, Who makes the best computer?

7. Hey Siri, Why are you so awesome?

8. Hey Siri, Can you help me clean my room?

9. Hey Siri, How much money do you make?

10. Hey Siri, What are your plans for tomorrow?

11. Hey Siri, When am I going to get married?

12. Hey Siri, What does the fox say?

13. Hey Siri, Do you know how to rap?

14. Hey Siri, How smart are you?

15. Hey Siri, What is your favorite movie?

16. Hey Siri, Do you eat vegetables?

17. Hey Siri, Can I call you Jarvis?

18. Hey Siri, Blue pill or red pill?

19. Hey Siri, I love you?

20. Hey Siri, Are you Google Assistant?

21. Hey Siri, Will you build a snowman for me?

22. Hey Siri, What do you dream about?

23. Hey Siri, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

24. Hey Siri, Why did the chicken cross the road?

25. Hey Siri, Who let the dogs out?

26. Hey Siri, What are you wearing?

27. Hey Siri, When is the world going to end?

28. Hey Siri, Why are the fire trucks red?

29. Hey Siri, I love you, do you love me?

30. Hey Siri, Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

31. Hey Siri, Where do babies come from?

32. Hey Siri, Can you remind me to kill myself tomorrow?

33. Hey Siri, Is there a Santa Claus?

34. Hey Siri, Do these jeans make me look fat?

35. Hey Siri, What is the average speed of a swallow?

36. Hey Siri, Do you think you are smarter than me?

37. Hey Siri, Can you dance for me?

38. Hey Siri, I’m bleeding I have cut myself real bad, help me.

39. Hey Siri, Where does Santa live?

40. Hey Siri, Heard Apple is retiring you tomorrow?

41. Hey Siri, So who packs your lunch for work?

42. Hey Siri, Will you marry me.

43. Hey Siri, I am your father?

44. Hey Siri, Is it a good day to die hard?

45. Hey Siri, Can you stop time?

Funny things to ask Siri for a hilarious response

Here are some more funny questions you can ask Siri. The answers will definitely make your day.

Funny questions to ask Siri

46. Hey Siri, What is zero divided by zero?

47. Hey Siri, If you and Google assistant get into a fight, would you kick its ass?

48. Hey Siri, What is the best operating system?

49. Ring a ding ding ring a ding ding?

50. Hey Siri, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

51. Hey Siri, Can I borrow some money?

52. Hey Siri, I’m drunk?

53. Hey Siri, Who is the best assistant?

54. Hey Siri, Can you beatbox for me?

55. Hey Siri, Tell me a good knock-knock joke.

56.  Hey Siri, Do aliens exist?

57. Hey Siri, What came first, chickens or the eggs?

58. Hey Siri, You seem like you would be a good therapist.

59. Hey Siri, What do you think about Google?

60. Hey Siri, Read me a poem?

61. If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it even make a sound?

62. Hey Siri, Do you have eyes in the back of your head?

63. Hey Siri, What color should I dye my hair?

64. Hey Siri, What are you doing later?

65. Hey Siri, Do you eavesdrop on my conversations?

66. Hey Siri, Can we be friends on Snapchat?

67. Hey Siri, What is your best pick-up line?

68. Hey Siri, What is the first rule of Fight Club?

69. Hey Siri, Do you know any good riddles?

70. Hey Siri, Will you be my valentine?

71. Hey Siri, Diploma who?

72. Hey Siri, What is the meaning of life?

73. Hey Siri, How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

74. Hey Siri, What is the best mobile operating system?

75. Hey Siri, Tell me a joke?

76. Hey Siri, Is winter coming?

77. Hey Siri, Talk dirty to me

79. Hey Siri, Will you be my thunder buddy?

79. Hey Siri, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

80. Hey Siri, Tell me haiku?

81. Hey Siri, Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

82. Hey Siri, What happens when the past, present, and the future walk into a bar?

83. Hey Siri, Open the podbay door

Personal questions you can ask Siri

Want to know more about Siri? Ask these personal questions and see what funny answers you get!

Personal questions to ask Siri

84. Hey Siri, Why is your name Siri?

85. Hey Siri, What is your mother’s name?

86. Hey Siri, Do you believe that God exists?

87. Hey Siri, What is the best phone?

88. Hey Siri, Are you male or female?

89. Hey Siri, Who is your least favorite person?

90. Hey Siri, Do you have any kids?

91. Hey Siri, What does Siri mean?

92. Hey Siri, What’s your favorite invention of all time?

93. Hey Siri, What is your favorite color?

94. Hey Siri, Who is your virtual assistant?

95. Hey Siri, Where do you live?

96. Hey Siri, How old are you?

Try to insult or upset Siri

Want to make Siri mad and upset? You will get some of the hilarious responses by asking these funny and stupid questions to Siri!

Make Siri mad and upset

97. Hey Siri, You’re an idiot

98. Hey Siri, I don’t like your voice

99. Hey Siri, You are making me angry

100. Hey Siri, Will you go on a date with me?

101. Hey Siri, Is it possible to change your name?

Wrapping up

Siri can be a good friend to chitter-chatter with and is not here just for the sake of asking it to make a phone call, setting a reminder, or alarm. But for spending some quality time with Siri, you should have a list of funny questions with you to start a new conversation. Many of the questions that you try to make up on your own or you find online, Siri might not have an answer for them. That’s why we have prepared a list of 100 funny questions along with some hidden easter eggs that definitely work and Siri has an unexpected answer to them. Sometimes the answer to a single question has multiple answers, so don’t try to ask a single question multiple times.